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Wednesday 20 August, 2008
 16:32 | 24/Aug/2007 |  0 Comment(s)
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Naked Pix !

 


office hours tea break ... me enjoying a cappuccino, sharing a table with a spritely 25-yr she-colleague, the sprite ... she was describing her hubby’s photography passion.


 


an adonis ... in his late twenties ... passing by our table, overhears part of the sprite’s narration (“…wud be abs naked, for effect, reflecting the candle light in a stark darkness ... in a very close-up pic ..”).  instantly, he turns back and sits down at the table.


 


adonis : hey, why show ur pix just to him (me!)? i too will be happy to appreciate those pix.


sprite : what? .. oh, the pix that my hubby takes?


adonis : yea! … yea yea .. u so gorgeous.. and i wud love to see those pix ... wow!


sprite : i was telling him (me!) that my hubby wants to create a cat eye semblance in the human eye, the vertical shining iris .. right? . so he wants to take pix of my one eye in total darkness with a lit candle in front. i wud wear no eye make up, no mascara, no lashes. so, as I was telling him (me!), the EYE wud be abs naked, for effect, reflecting the candle light in a stark darkness for a very close-up pic. the candle flame wud then appear in my EYE like a cat’s shining iris.


adonis : u meant, naked eye, E-Y-E? .. oops .. i thought, u said “I”. what an anticlimax!


sprite : get lost, u lecher!


 


ha ha !


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